JC thinks he'll choke the next interviewer who asks Justin about Britney with that smarmy fake solicitousness. He thinks aimlessly about choking Justin, when he drops his eyes and drawls out "Ah, we're taking things slow, y'know?"

He fights the urge to say "Yeah. They're taking it slow because I'm fucking him." Instead, Lance kicks him and JC smiles on cue and babbles something about their music and taking it to the next level

He tries to remember the last time they touched in public, when the interviewer flashes a picture of Justin and Britney looking too cozy. He can't.