Margaritaville
by Betty Plotnick
July 2001






“Chris, I’m gonna fucking sue you if I throw my back out,” Joey said once he got in the door, even before JC was in with his end yet.

“Oh, for the love of mike, don’t be such a pussy. You’re a big guy, you can do it. Exercise is good for you.”

Joey muttered something obscene under his breath, and privately JC thought he might agree with it. It wasn’t that he didn’t recognize that renting a sleeper sofa was one of Chris’ better ideas this week, and it wasn’t even that he didn’t recognize that he and Joey were the strongest of the group and the most capable of carrying the sofa. It’s just that the damn thing was built on a frame of solid iron and heavy as fuck, and he was well beyond reason. He just wished he had the strength to chuck it at Chris.

The only thing that keeps JC from saying anything is that it’s as much his stupid fault as anyone else’s that he’s stuck carrying a piece of furniture that was obviously made with the scrap metal from a melted-down U-boat. With just the vaguest stab at organization, they could have called the rental place this morning when they first discussed it, and someone would have been here to deliver it by now. Of course, it didn’t quite happen that way. Of course, at ten minutes until five, Joey said, “What’s up with that couch thing?” and nothing was up with the couch thing, because they’d all been busy, and they’d all assumed someone else was calling. This, as Justin had been kind enough to point out, was exactly why they paid other people to tell them where to be and when. Because on their own, they tended to run in circles.

Especially the last few days. Having Lance in the hospital had spun them all, and although they all handled it in their individual ways, the common denominator seemed to be a certain amount of chaos. They’d all looked pretty busy the whole time, but now that it was over, JC was realizing just how much he hadn’t gotten accomplished, and he suspected the same thing was true of everyone else. And this party, which hadn’t even officially started yet, was already exhibiting the sound-and-fury syndrome to the nth power.

“I’m not carrying any more furniture,” JC grumbled as they got the couch into the spot where Lance’s futon used to be in front of the television. “I’m an *artist.*”

“Great,” Justin said, lost in deep concentration as he tried to eat microwave popcorn out of the bag without burning his fingers. “Art us up some margaritas, yo.”

“I don’t think - I mean, they have me on these anti-depressants....” Lance looked a little bit dazed; JC would have liked to believe he was overwhelmed by their love and concern for him, but he had a feeling that Lance was kind of picturing the mess his living room would be by tomorrow morning.

JC wondered whose idea this was; hard to be completely sure at this stage. It was Joey who promised Lance’s mother that someone would stay with him for a couple of days after he got out of the hospital, but it was Justin who insisted that they should all do it, instead of taking shifts. Chris sort of turned it into a party when he suggested the sleeper sofa and the movie marathon with a mental illness theme, and JC was the one who off-handedly called it Lance’s coming-out instead of Lance’s coming-home, which stuck, and made everything seem like a bigger deal than just all of them falling asleep in Lance’s living room.

Now JC was kind of regretting that he’d ever said that, because truthfully, he wasn’t sure anymore if Lance was...out. Intentionally out, anyway; they certainly all knew about it, but it was possible that when Lance had confided in Justin on the way to the hospital, he hadn’t exactly intended Justin to tell everyone who would stand still long enough to listen.

That’s how he’d found out; Justin told them, wide-eyed and slightly amazed, like he’d never, ever imagined. Lance is gay! He told me so! Shock of the century. JC wanted to grab him by the shoulders and shake, yelling, “Obviously Lance is gay - the significant thing here is that Lance knows he’s gay!” JC had known forever. It was just.... Obviously Lance was gay.

But it must not have been as obvious as he thought, because Chris had looked pretty startled, too, although he got over the shock and slid fast into raging around about society and homophobia and the press and look what the stress was doing to Lance, why didn’t the little fuckwit say something sooner instead of making himself fucking sick over it? Joey had turned a little white, then walked calmly across the hall and kicked a wall. But after that he seemed okay, and didn’t really say anything about it one way or the other. JC guessed he was all right with it; he’d never really seen any trace of bigotry in Joey before. Just not Joey’s style.

That was pretty much the only time they’d ever talked outright about the situation. The counselor who came and talked to Lance said something oblique to them about sexual identity, and they’d all nodded and looked at the floor, and then afterward they’d cornered Justin. “We have to make sure everybody is okay with this,” JC told him carefully. “We all have to be together on this, for Lance.”

Justin, sitting twisted up in the plastic hospital chair with one leg thrown over the arm, just looked up at him with narrowed eyes and said, “Why is everybody looking at me, yo?”

“You’re just kinda-“ Joey started.

“Thing is you’re sorta-“ Chris started.

“We were thinking that you-“ JC started.

Justin kept giving them that look, the one that caused producers to demand raises and caterers to change careers.

“Southern.”

“Churchy.”

“Look a little pale.” On the whole, JC thought his answer sucked a lot less than everyone else’s.

He’d never, ever seen Justin look that quietly furious before, but he spoke calmly, with interview-grade pleasantness. “Come on, guys, get your story straight. I really wanna know why I’m gonna pussy out on my friend when he needs me. Is it because I’m from Tennessee, or because I believe in God? Or maybe I’m just, I’m like, fragile or something, is that it, JC?”

After that they’d all been profoundly embarrassed, and that was the end of group discussion about Lance and his sexual identity.

JC didn’t know, of course, what any of them had said to Lance privately. He knew that he hadn’t gotten a lot of alone time with Lance; every time he went in there, Joey or Chris or both were there, until Lance joked that they must be on the security company’s payroll. At one point, after they took the IV out of Lance’s arm and JC could be in the room without blood roaring in his ears and his brain being ninety percent taken up by preventing his body from turning around and bolting out, JC patted Lance’s chest awkwardly and said something dorky about we’re all brothers, everything’s going to be okay, better than ever. So that was supportive, hopefully. Lance had smiled, at least.

But just because everybody knew now, and just because Lance probably realized everybody knew, did that mean that Lance was...out of the closet? Like, on purpose. That was the key. It was different if he wanted them to know than it was if they’d just found out because he couldn’t keep it locked down for another minute. Until he knew that, JC wouldn’t be totally sure whether this was a coming-out party or kind of an abject, groveling apology for being part of the moment when the last shreds of Lance’s privacy had disappeared.

True to his word, JC abandoned the others to figure out the exact engineering of the couch, including its angle in relation to the tv and speakers, and how exactly the fucking thing was supposed to fold out. He could tell immediately by looking at the groceries piled up on Lance’s kitchen counter that Justin had done the shopping; Justin was the only person he knew who bought food-in-a-box, like macaroni and cheese and instant mashed potatoes, not because it was easy to fix but because he really liked it. But on the other hand, his tastes in booze were not at all cheap, which somehow pleased JC. He wasn’t all that much of a drinker himself, but there was something satisfying about mixing drinks that you knew weren’t made from something that Wal-Mart had anything to do with. If you were going to do it, do it right; that was JC’s approach to margaritas, as well as to everything else.

He made a fairly good-sized pitcher, and then a second one without the tequila, and he found himself grinning as he blended that one. Nostalgia trip - they used to always do it like this, one real pitcher and one virgin, a mostly symbolic bow to how fucking young they still knew they were. For JC and Joey it had always been completely symbolic, but in the beginning Justin and Lance drank without batting an eye from the legal pitcher; JC didn’t know whether that was a principle thing, or the fear that their mothers would notice, or maybe some kind of unconscious desire to hang on to what they had of their childhoods. But sooner or later, Justin had started waiting until he thought no one was looking, then sneaking his refills out of the real pitcher. Everyone noticed, of course. They timed him to see how long the switch-over would take, but he still did it that way: token legal drink, then hitting the tequila. Eventually there’d been a night when Lance looked at the second pitcher and smiled with fond serenity at all of them, saying, “Y’all don’t really have to make this just for me.” And they hadn’t anymore.

It felt like a long time ago, even though JC knew it couldn’t have been. They hadn’t really been together all that many years; he should be nostalgic about his childhood, not about eighteen months ago, but that was one of the many unexpected things about fame: it compressed time, until you looked back on the last tour like your parents looked back on their last decade. That time thing was also maybe what made it feel like they’d been friends for life, when in reality he’d maybe known Justin for a long time, and maybe Joey, if you stretched the definition of know to include friendly acquaintances, but it still was just a couple of years ago that they’d all been virtual strangers to each other.

When he turned the blender off, JC could hear voices that sounded, weirdly, like they came from underneath him, and he held very still, trying to figure out what the hell he was hearing. Stairwell, he finally realized. He was right by the stairs that led to Lance’s basement; he’d never actually seen the basement, so it was easy to forget that Lance had - what? Like a pantry or a washer and dryer or something down there. Maybe a wine cellar; Lance knew a surprising amount about wine for someone who, like JC, had never been a dedicated drinker.

By that time, however, JC realized that he was actually listening to the voices instead of just trying to figure out where they were coming from. “-talked to you about it first,” Lance was saying, in a sort of apologetic tone.

“No, no. This was important. I mean - for you. I’m glad you did it.” Justin? No, Joey. Joey’s voice, unclear because of the distance and the walls.

“You don’t have to.... I don’t expect you to change anything, or...anything.”

“I kind of do have to. Because, just...they’re going to notice, now. It’s just going to be a lot more obvious.”

“I’m so sorry. I feel like-“

“Don’t. Don’t feel like that. I just feel like - I mean - fuck. Fuck, I didn’t know you were that freaked out about it. You could’ve just...said.”

“I should have. I just didn’t know what you - where you were. Mentally, you know? Like, if this was...what it was, I didn’t know what it was. If you were....”

“I don’t know if I was, either,” Joey said. “But I am now.”

JC turned on the blender again, even though it normally went against his do-it-right principles to over-liquify a margarita, just to make them aware, in case they weren’t, that there was someone in the kitchen, right at the head of the stairs. A moment later, the door opened and Joey and Lance emerged, carrying two cartons of ice cream. Must be an extra freezer down there.

Chris and Justin had figured out the sofa by that time and moved on to spacing out the speakers Chris brought over, because he said Lance’s were cheap-ass Radio Shack trash. JC picked up the stack of movies on the VCR, and even though he hadn’t gone to Blockbuster last night with the others, he could tell exactly who picked what. He knew his own request, of course, which he’d almost figured Chris would find a way not to get, considering the fit he’d thrown about JC’s chick-flick taste in cinema. “It won an Oscar,” JC had tried to defend. “Besides, Angelina Jolie is hot.” Chris didn’t seem to buy it, but at least JC hadn’t been forced to admit that Girl, Interrupted was the only mental-illness movie he could think of. Nobody commented that it was kind of Lance’s party, and Lance wasn’t likely to care that Angelina Jolie was hot. JC was thinking about that now, though, and he felt like sort of an idiot. It was one thing to think that Lance looked like an uptight little gay boy who didn’t know what he wanted yet, and another thing totally to make the jump to thinking of Lance as a - as a man who, what? Wanted other men, related to men sexually? Would always be on the outside when the rest of them talked about Angelina Jolie and Natalie Portman and the actresses in their videos?

Chris was the Jack Nicholson fan, so One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest was probably his; besides, most people would shy away from showing anything that fucking bleak to a friend who was being treated for severe depression, but Chris, probably not so much. Justin undoubtedly wanted , and Joey faithfully chooses comedies for group-watching, although JC knew he watched a lot of other things during his down time, so he would have been the one to choose What About Bob?

Joey was sweet like that; he liked for every time they got together to be fun, to be something they could talk about later and laugh about all over again. That’s one thing that JC really loved about Joey; they’re all predictable in their own ways, as anyone would be if you clocked that many thousands of hours in their company, but Joey was predictable in exactly the right kind of way. Reliable, dependable. His goals were simple, and he took the simplest path toward them, and JC needed that in his life. Chris was devious for the sake of being devious sometimes; Justin had the most perfectly innate instinct for manipulation that JC had ever seen, and most of the time when he was setting things up he didn’t even realize he was doing it; even Lance, lately, was more shrewd than he used to be, all too aware of not just what things were but what they looked like, and to whom. Joey was still the same as he’d always been, genuine and - just sweet. Sweet, without any self-consciousness to it.

He heard the end of that conversation again in his mind (but I am now), and it made JC a little uncomfortable. He didn’t want Joey to change. He just...didn’t. At all, in any way.

When everything was hooked up and ready to go, Chris sang a trumpet fanfare that sounded eerily like an actual trumpet. “Let’s get on the bus, ladies! We have audio-visual capabilities! And here’s JC with the hooch, Lance with the ice cream, and Joey with the fruit - I’m sorry, did I say that out loud?”

At that point, the issue of whether or not Lance’s homosexuality was known-known or just known was pretty well settled. It wasn’t exactly the way JC would have handled it, but he had to admit that after that, the last little bit of awkwardness that had existed among the five of them seemed to be gone.

Everyone was angling for space on the wide sofa bed, and it looked like the festival seating approach could work out all right for four, but five was just not going to fly. JC decided to be the nice guy and sit down on the cushions on the floor. It was easier to pour the drinks down there anyway.

“Are we going to have a toast?” JC suggested as he handed the glasses up one by one.

“Give me the virgin,” Joey requested, and so of course Chris had to say, “You heard the man, J; roll over,” and Justin kicked him in the stomach and the virgin margarita almost got poured out all over Lance, who was laughing so hard he almost couldn’t breathe.

It had been so long since JC had seen Lance laugh and laugh like that. It didn’t matter anymore whose idea this was; it was *their* idea, and it was a really good one, ten-ton sofa and food in a box and all.

“I’m gonna toast your balls over an open fire,” Justin threatened.

“To my balls!” Chris shouted, raising his glass, and JC grumbled, “That’s not exactly what I had in mind,” which was probably not new information to anyone.

Order might never have been restored, except that Lance quietly said, “I’ll do it. Can I do it?” No one was going to tell him no, of course, and so he thought about it a minute, running his finger around the rim of his cup, and finally said, “To...getting better all the time?”

They toasted that with enthusiasm, and suddenly Lance followed it up, louder and with more feeling behind it, “To you guys for -- for giving me a chance.”

“That one sucks,” Justin said firmly. “We didn’t do you no favors, yo; we had to fucking look everywhere to find a true bass.”

“To the true bass,” Joey said, and they all drank to that.

Chris didn’t last the whole first movie before getting too restless to share that small a space, and he jumped ship to lay sprawled out on the pillows next to JC. When JC got up to change the video, he noticed that going from four to three up there had definitely changed the landscape of the bed; with four, it had been just a big chaotic tangle, but now - now it was like when you finally unfocus your eyes just enough to see the picture hidden in those jumbles of dots they print in the Sunday paper. JC stared, and blinked, and stared harder; he could see the picture, very clearly, but he had an idea that he didn’t know what he was seeing.

Lance was propped up with a stack of pillows, with Justin’s head on his shoulder and his own head bent the other way so that his forehead rested lightly against Joey’s. It was too dark for JC to tell if their eyes were open or closed; they were either gazing at each other, or they were just there, just being. A little light from the hallway fell directly across Justin’s face, though, and he was definitely awake and aware. He watched Lance avidly, almost in fascination, with his broad hand splayed out over Lance’s stomach, subtly possessive. JC didn’t think he’d ever seen Lance look quite so -- well, he’d seen Lance happy before, but never so...satisfied, is the only word JC could think of that quite applied.

“Look at them,” Chris crowed, and JC could tell that he saw whatever it was that JC did, too. But Chris seemed more sure than JC about how to react. “Lance has been out of the closet for three days, and suddenly he’s a player. They irradiated Lance’s sexual magnetism by accident in the hospital, and now it’s gonna - gonna take over, grow out of control and like, eat Tokyo and shit!”

JC wished he would shut up. Lance just grinned, flinging his arms around Justin and Joey’s shoulders and squeezing slightly. “You’re jealous. I’ve got it going on up here, and you’re wishing you hadn’t left.”

“That bed’s not big enough for the both of us, Pimp Daddy L,” Chris chuckled. “JC, put in your dumbass movie next; let’s get it over with.”

“I’d be your ho,” Justin promised breezily, and nestled a little closer to Lance.

Probably because of that, when JC woke up later that night with a crick in his neck from sleeping on the floor and he heard a hushed voice say, “Well, what’s wrong with tonight, then?” he automatically guessed it was about sex. He just thought it was Justin, Justin who took Lance’s collapse harder than any of them, whose mood has been swinging most wildly ever since. After a second, it occurred to him that he’d made the same mistake twice now - Joey, not Justin. Joey.

“No, not -- no,” Lance whispered back, and vague, sleepy assumption suddenly became cold, hard fact as JC heard the wet, breathy sound of kissing in the silence, and he suddenly didn’t want to be here, but he was afraid to move a muscle. This was a lot worse than standing in the kitchen not telling anyone that he could hear them.

“Because Justin’s asleep in the same bed--“

“Yes!” Lance hisses, and then sighs.

“Because we’re not alone, or because it’s Justin?”

“Joey-“

“I know you-“

“No, no you don’t. You don’t know. Joey, I’ve told you, it’s not like that. It’s you.”

JC frowned. He’d been keeping half an eye on Justin whenever he and Lance were together, because he knew Justin did some experimenting, back when they were first back from Germany, and maybe it’s stupid to think that Justin and Lance need a chaperone together, but something about the two of them was really starting to unnerve JC - something about the way they suddenly seemed to be having whole conversations with just their eyes. It never occurred to him to be watching for Joey, but...but, obviously, he was a moron, because - it was Joey. The way Lance said it, maybe it had been Joey for a while now.

“Do that again,” Lance pled, and there was the sound of another kiss, and the iron springs in the bed creaking as it shifted. “Joe....”

“God,” Joey gasped, with a laugh hidden inside the sound. “God, you’re killing me. You fucking tease...fucking beauty....”

“I want -- not tonight -- oh! Oh....”

Joey made a shushing sound, and a few more creaking, metallic sounds, and Lance whimpered, and all JC could think was, Well, they can’t very well break up, can they? They better be goddamn fucking sure they know what they’re doing.

Lance whimpered again. Somebody must know what he’s doing, JC reflected wryly. He wondered if he should be finding this disgusting, but he didn’t really. Just kind of funny, and kind of sad at the same time. He couldn’t have explain either of those reactions, but there they were. Joey and Lance were cute...and he felt sad for them. He almost wished now that it was Lance and Justin; he didn’t even know why, except that this felt more dangerous somehow.

“You said you were tired of lying. You said you wanted to be yourself.”

“I -- I do.”

“So this is - this is true, isn’t it? We’re not just fooling around, here; this is an honest-to-God...thing.”

“Honest to God,” Lance repeated breathlessly, and maybe it was just because it was Lance, but it sounded actually religious when Lance said it.

“I just want you to do the honest thing. Both of us. And I think that - this - us - we should do this. It’s right, it’s honest. Each other’s first-“

“You wouldn’t be my first.”

From the sudden, kiss-free silence, JC figured that wasn’t quite what Joey expected to hear. “Oh,” he finally says. “Well...oh.”

“I’m sorry.” It was so quiet that JC caught himself straining to hear it, and then gave himself a mental smack. He wasn’t trying to eavesdrop, here.

“No. It’s okay.”

“It’s not.”

“It doesn’t matter.”

“It matters to me. If I’d said yes to you earlier--“

“Or maybe if you’d said no to him,” Joey snapped, just loud enough to make Justin stir slightly, and JC tried to help by holding his breath. It seemed like Lance and Joey were doing the same thing, until it was obvious that Justin wouldn’t move again anytime soon. “Was it-“

“If you ask me if it was Justin, I’ll - I’ll - just don’t, Joey.”

“Okay.”

“I’m sorry,” Lance said again. “It was just a...stupid one-time thing. I guess I was freaking out a little at the time. Are you...not even going to kiss me now?”

JC could hear the kiss, but faintly. It seemed to go on a long time, though, so JC assumed that Joey was starting to get over the bad news, and then there was a tiny oof sound that seemed to be one of them pulling the other suddenly closer. “I love you,” Lance whispered. “I love you, I love you so much.”

JC really, really hoped the two of them knew what they were doing. But he figured that if they didn’t, there was probably no help for it now. Not judging by the way Lance sounded.

“No more secrets,” Joey begged him, his voice husky, and they kissed again.

“Tomorrow,” Lance said, as though it were a response to the request, and then his voice dipped even lower, rich and magnetic. “I’ll think of a way to get the others out of the house for a while. Tomorrow....”

Listening to the harsh sounds of their breathing, and the slick sounds, and the rustling sounds, JC realized that he had every intention of helping Lance come up with something that would keep Chris and Justin out and about for as long as possible tomorrow; he’d need the help, because usually neither of those two was up for much on a tequila hangover. They’d try their damndest not to move for the whole day, and when Chris and Justin were of one mind about something, they were continental in their stubbornness.

JC wondered if he knew what he was doing. It couldn’t possibly be good for the group.

But it was Lance’s party.

end




Bettythoughts: I actually own this couch. I hate it. Also, my intrepid beta-reader Mary told me to take out the references to Girl, Interrupted, and she was quite right, because the movie and its Oscar win are much too recent to fit with the timeframe of this story. However, I liked the Girl, Interrupted jokes (doesn't JC seem like he has girly tastes in movies?), so sorry, Mary. Appreciate the effort to keep me grounded in reality, but...man, I'm writing *Nsync slash. You're so, so too late. Save yourself.


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