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"Now, now, we'll need those for our sacred quest to spring McKay from slavery." |
"If I didn't know for a fact that we're stuck here, likely to die in some horrible way, I'd almost think this was nice." |
They'll logically end up standing in a pool of lukewarm water. |
Then, and now. Written before The Order of the Phoenix, in collaboration with Cimorene. |
who is so safe as we? where none can do |
Completely ignoring the fact that The Faculty is sort of a science fiction/horror type film... Although perhaps three teenagers having this kind of sex life is a bit of science fiction. |
On Amon Hen, after the battle. May contain traces of necrophilia. |
Swordfight! |
A day in the life. |
That night again. |
It's a nasty scene. |
Utterly gratuitous gore. |
Your worst suspicions are true. |
Bad, bad crack. |
Self-insertion, like, totally. |
This guy walks into a bar... |
Gen. Sandburg's family makes life interesting. With guns. In collaboration with Mace M. |
They always go for Sandburg first, don't they? |
Futility AU. |
Revenge. |
Regrets. |
They're on the road, on the run. |
It was a hot summer night... |
First slash story. Very dubious. |
The very first one. Ever. Het. |