Rossetti: Hee! Gay!Gangster!Norman

Wax: Oh yes. Well, that's why I picked it. Most of my other ones were picked because of The Pretty. This one because of The Gay. The one thing that made Deuces Wild bearable. The Intense Gay of your average hardass gangbanger.

Should we point out all of the reasons it is The Gay, or is it self-explanatory? I mean, I think it's self-explanatory.

well, I think it is too, but maybe we're deluded.

In that case, I start with the eyebrows. Because the hands are too obvious.

The hands really are too obvious. Eyebrows. You've maintained they are plucked. I say they're just dyed.

I have, but I am slowly being convinced of their dyage. Dyeage?

But I'm willing to admit that they look gayer than his normal eyebrows.

That's the only thing I need. Also, the sideburns contribute, if we're just talking . . . hair. Speaking of hair, well. Hair.

You know what's funny, though? That bit is not actually in the movie. In the movie, he wears his silk shirt in this scene. So this must be from a rehearsal.

Well, I'm glad they released it. Because I like the hint of tattoo.

Oh yes. They kept his little arm demon tat.

And the hint of tiny man nipples.

He really has very tiny nipples. Other people have said this to me, too.

For some reason, I'm focusing on the clasp of his pants. He has nice trim hips

He does. Oh, and a nice line there. And he's worked out a bit, I see.

He's looking quite trim in this movie.

Arms, even some pec action. We don't always get that. Although he usually has nice arms. But the whole love for beer thing is no good for buff chests.

He still has the slight pouch that confirms his blokeyness, though. Actually, I'm having a hard time calling that a pouch. He just doesn't have a sixpack. Which I'm fine with.

I'm fine, too. You get thirteen sixpacks a dozen in Hollywood.

I'm much more interested in tattoos.

Yes, and he delivers. They're interesting tattoos. (She says, delicately.)